Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
I'm fat
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
My goal for 2014
You are not my dad
Look twice
Safety in the car 2
Friendzone level: infinite
One rock short of being rescued
After changing to fit into society