My GF is pregnant
You walked up to a semi truck
Good day Sir
One girl, one cup
Zombie fingers
As I plunge the world into WW3, please remeber, it Bush's fault and you are a racist. Obama's logic.
Naughty grandpa
Rejections are coming
Tree in the house
Hobbit costume
King Joffrey is dead
My sister's roomate is an architect. Look at their Christmas tree.