Bitten By A Vampire
When you dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is the same when you are stupid.
Home alone
Cat with paralyzed hind legs learned to walk on their front paws
Hurry up, Peterson
Mad cows
I lost my phone
iPhone T-shirt
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops.
Paper beats rock
Ironman flash drive
Evil queen snorting coke.