Nearly lost my phone
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? The witness of aliens.
Nicki Minaj holds up baby Simba
Naughty dog
Go drunk you are home
First day at the gym
Bike thief
That awkward sign you pass after you just picked up a hitchhiker
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.
When a friend offers you a cookie
Job interview
I still miss my last husband, he was delicious