This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Me on the weekend
If Sigmund Freud was right
Did you bring the bail money?
Party photo fail.
Eye to eye
Toilet paper roll eyes
Nice try math
Camel balls
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
I also like to live dangerously.