What's the point of being afraid of the zombie apocalypse when you're already a zombie? People with cell phones.
Ninja cars
If you ever see me smiling on a Monday
I don't always like to cuddle
Ice cream doge.
I couldn't sleep last night
Beep beep motherf**kers
Dear Batman
Pimp Vader
This toasts bread while you are slicing it
Que - Wat?
You are never too young