Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
My goal for 2014
I'm fat
One rock short of being rescued
After changing to fit into society
Friendzone level: infinite
Safety in the car 2
Look twice
You are not my dad
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.