There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
White people...
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Your dad just won the internet
At the bank
Teddy bears
Nice pile of keys you have there
Channels
Suddenly, a tomato
Put the eldery in prison
Buy a boat/jet
Stormtrooper PC