Accident in the mall. I quit.
Sometimes I only shave one leg
Swiming pool
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Go f**k yourself. Wolverine.
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Love letters
Thongs
Photobombing in the pool
Evil raccoon
Caught in a web of fashion