Dog in the ice pool
That's my boy
Lays
The force is strong with this motherf**ker
Tomorrow cold as a room full of ex wives
Nice try, laundry, I'm still going to nap
Hey baby! I want to watch a movie tonight
When you realize that you don't have a cat
Just in case
AM vs. PM
I don't own a cat
If you refuse to wear condoms, you are gonna have a dad time