Immortal goalkeeper
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Ninja doges
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Who played Jumanji?
Doge broccoli.
Curiousity and the cat
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Strawberry
Real-time weather reports
Breaking Bad