Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Strawberry
Doge broccoli.
Kangaroos get more girls than you.
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Immortal goalkeeper
Curiousity and the cat
Real-time weather reports
Who played Jumanji?
Breaking Bad
Ninja doges
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