My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Bltch please guy
Mom, I'm pregnant
Little turtle
Moses, the early years
Real life sniper
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Stockings and tail
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Dog did it
A planet with no evil