She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
My cooking is fabulous
Where's Obama's clock?
Weapon nail
Books
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Real ninja turtles
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Motorbike in the bath
Everybody has a plan