I'm fat
Plastic bag full of other plastic bags
Turkey? Well, let's just say we were both well-stuffed.
The worst thing after waking up
Friendzone level: infinite
Safety in the car 2
Giant amethyst geode from Uruguay
Me playing Halo
Look twice
After changing to fit into society
Easter and april fools' on the same day, tell the kids to search for eggs you didn't hide.
My goal for 2014