Your dad just won the internet
White people...
Put the eldery in prison
Stormtrooper PC
At the beach. And they didn't realise a thing.
Channels
Teddy bears
Suddenly, a tomato
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover. We can call it "I feel like Sh*turday".
Nice pile of keys you have there
At the bank
Buy a boat/jet