My stupid parents gave me a white iPhone 5 and not black
Halloween costumes at the hospital
Moses, the early years
Dog did it
Real life sniper
Scarlett Johansson as DJ, Skrillex style
Bltch please guy
The walking Christmas tree. It's just tired of your Christmas bullsh*t and went to the forest.
Mom, I'm pregnant
Stockings and tail
Little turtle
A planet with no evil