What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
I'm ready for the weekend
Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
A bar called Gym
So long, dog
How to tie a tie
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Jack Daniel's Girl