Microsoft bought Skype for 2.5 billion dollars
Converting oxygen
"Santa Claus was real until he forgot my present" - Chuck Norris.
Pikasaw
Hugs of raccoon
Forever alone bed
September is like the monday of the year
Banana doge. Such yellow, much health.
This is business
Cartoon network, y u no awesome anymore?
Me walking into school on Monday
What time is it? F**k o'clock shirt