Couch fixed
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
I want to get invited to parties
The Shining dog
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Leaf, i save you
Sexy legs
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)
Cat Norris
After death
Stop wasting my blue tape