Cat Norris
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Couch fixed
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Stop wasting my blue tape
Leaf, i save you
What kind of houses selling this realtor?)
The Shining dog
I want to get invited to parties
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
Sexy legs
After death