Things in my house
The difference between a homeless and a hipster
Scientists have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism: the Selfie per hour.
Don't worry, we are not hungry yet
Kiss me like you've never kissed me before
If I wanted to listen an a**hole
Be like
Darth Vader christmas tree.
Zombie peanuts
The fish and the cigarette butts
Wrong Universe
Haters gonna hate