If you let your family know you're good with computers
I work at the pet store
Dad, I'm considering a career in organized crime. Government or private sector?
I have no idea what I'm doing
Still poor
Poor Santa
Give him some money
Trial version is over, would you like to buy the full version? How about no.
This heater
Really cute story
Eating noodles out of beard
My pen is huge, T-shirt