iPhone sms: Emily
Samuel L. Jackson the Wizard of Oz
If I fits, I sits
Some people are such treasures
Trying to fold a fitted sheet
Pew pew pew
It isn't my first time
Photobombing level: master
Your move, Ebola.
Dog, we need air support
Jim Carrey Lady Gaga
It looks like a portal to another world. It's a f**king puddle, please go outside.