Not me, I'm a cat
White bread? Are you serious?
Dat face. Damn girl, where did you buy this airbags.
If humans are like 70% water
Doctor told an angineer to walk on grass, he found the solution. Grass flip flops.
New car
Puma
Buffy, please come back
When your chair breaks
Oh Sun
Blade vs. Twilight
Extreme skiing