I got a pet wussy
Realize the truth
Swag
No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
New Year fireworks in Sydney
Dog fell asleep in the rain
Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
Scrillex confused
Heisenberg Crysenberg
Guinea pig ice cream
Hey guys, remember when I was batman?
Ask me if I'm a tree