Rapunzel in a Slipknot T-shirt
The quickest way for a mother to get her children's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
Emergency bridge repair team
WTF, Napoleon, you also have killed dozens of people, but not considered a monster? I have an awesome hat.
Norwegian boy saves sister from moose attack using World of Warcraft skills
H&M
You are adopted
Wheeled alarm clock
Lion King, nailed it
You are a lizard, Harry
Swords level: troll
Baking Bread