Meanwhile in subway
Wretched hive of scum and villainy
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Bella dies, Jacob cries, Star Wars all the way
When someone is online but doesn't reply to you
Duckface
Has most advanced suit
Floral underwear
I have taken to hiding beet roots around the house
Democracy incoming
Parenting
This planet is a reality TV show
Why so Sirius?