Samsung Galaxy S3, designet for humans. Poor aliens.
New rubik's cube
Johnny and Marissa
If one drop of semen contains more life then a drop of blood
My physics professor dressed up for halloween as Skeletor
I don't always use psychedelics
I choose you
Don't do it
USA football team.
I wish I could sleep
Half Life 2 confirmed
That awkward moment when you realize that the person you are making fun of is right behind you