Gonna meet the prime minister? Better dress like a gay farmer
I fell asleep on the trampoline
Crocodile pandas
Beer in a bag
Being fat is like a trophy for all of the awesome food you ate.
My ex-wife had a better lawyer
Meme bed sheet
Caramel L Jackson
Cat playing with dog. Getting real tired of your sh*t, Carl.
Miley Cyrus and giraffes
Stonehenge, Easter island, Punta Del Este
A good wife