Victory
I beat the sh*t outta my mom that day
Surprise car
Godzilla toy scared the dog.
You are dressed as the police car
Double date? I'll take my best friend
Pranksters on the road.
Kevin, what happened to you? I found dad's heroin stash.
After death
Sexy car
Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny b*tchin' with my happiness shield.
Crazy T-shirt design