The only reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
The Headless Horseman with pumpkin
iPhone has no flash player
Me, friend, McDonald's
Went to the Moon, took 5 photos. Went to the bathroom, took 37 photos.
Meanwhile in Russia. Riding a lion.
How to defuse an AK-47. Don't mess with Russian soldiers.
Don't make me get my belt
Bugatti Veyron and master of Photoshop
I'm playing that game
Eat him
The closer you get, the slower I'll go