We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Real ninja turtles
Where's Obama's clock?
Motorbike in the bath
She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Weapon nail
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Everybody has a plan
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.
My cooking is fabulous
Books
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt