Wait, what the hell are you doing?
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
Dragon tree sculpture
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
A vasectomy, please
It's so shiny, I must murder it.
Star Wars Episode 1
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
A giant cricket. That's a god damn planet hopper.
Meanwhile in Pakistan. Human train.