Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Homework?! What homework?
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Sleeping under the sea
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Driver's license
Saw costume
Evil raccoon
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man