Shaquille O'Neal and his girlfriend, may God grant her good health
Stalin in a Mario outfit
When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it
We got no water in the pool
Hypnotizing
You can call me Sherlock Holmes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
Direct control assumed, now walk over to the tuna
Face down, ass up - that's the way I tie my shoes
I'm ready for the weekend
Jack Daniel's Girl