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If you touch my money I will cut you.
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My computer doesn't work. The hard drive crashed.
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Changed contacts
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Justin Bieber - my music gave me cancer
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Miley Cyrus wrecking ball, a pug and a Barbie
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For seal
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Jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
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Save the freaking frogs
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I should start studying
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Me during the World Cup.
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Moo
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Staring kid