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Hey guys, remember when I was batman?
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Heisenberg Crysenberg
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I got a pet wussy
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Swag
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Guinea pig ice cream
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Ask me if I'm a tree
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No grandma, one hand, like this. Whoops, made a scarf.
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Dog fell asleep in the rain
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Realize the truth
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Scrillex confused
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Knows 47 knots, can't undo a bra, eagle scout.
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New Year fireworks in Sydney