Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Homework?! What homework?
Evil raccoon
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Driver's license
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Sleeping under the sea
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Saw costume
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.