Hobbit costume
My sister's roomate is an architect. Look at their Christmas tree.
You walked up to a semi truck
Dude, you look delicious!
Zombie fingers
Rejections are coming
One girl, one cup
King Joffrey is dead
Naughty grandpa
Good day Sir
As I plunge the world into WW3, please remeber, it Bush's fault and you are a racist. Obama's logic.
Tree in the house