You call me a b*tch? That post gave me cancer.
Can't f**k with mein swag
I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies
Wrong laptop
Sand sculptures - Simpsons
How to cheat on a test
Photobombing on the beach
I don't always get a girlfriend, but when I do she is the hottest girl I ever met
WiFi
Nice hairstyle
I said take it!
Camel tow