Anyone who accuses me of stealing their jokes can kiss my black ass
Sometimes I forget how to spell a word.
Wat lady. Sqwat?
Dancing Halloween doge. So dance, much pumpkin.
Snoop Dog after 20 years of smoking weed
Cutest Rats You've Ever Seen
Batman cat
He misspelled a word, that makes everything he said invalid.
So hard
It's simple, we kill the Batman
My precious pretzel
Pet me, I dare you