Ninja doges
Strawberry
Your parents are hiding your Hogwarts acceptance letter because they are jealous.
Perfect boys only exist in books
We don't have time to explain... Get in the car
Who played Jumanji?
Real-time weather reports
Curiousity and the cat
Spoilered rotten kids. Rowdy students were stunned into silence after their maths teacher threatened them with Game of Thrones spoilers.
Doge broccoli.
Breaking Bad
Kangaroos get more girls than you.