Trying to understand women is like trying to smell the color 9
Toilight, breaking wind
Hows your diet doing?
Aww, pickle... I love you too!
Squidward swag
Pointing is rude
Expectation vs. Reality. Lions.
Nokia, connocting poopie
Chatroulette. It's just a plate.
Sniff sniff bite bite
Most common lies
Cars drive drunk