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I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies. I hate it.
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Wanna go back to my place and play with my p*ssy?
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Being a Grammar Nazi
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Official Interest Rate remains unchanged
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Snoopy made it look easy
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Sleeping
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Hopscotch just got a bit more hardcore
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Lion massage
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My Mom is still going to call it Nintendo
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No.
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Feel my leg I just shaved
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Facepalm cat