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You call me a b*tch? That post gave me cancer.
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I hate it when my cigar spontaneously liquefies
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I said take it!
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Her panties
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Wrong laptop
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Can't f**k with mein swag
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How to cheat on a test
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Camel tow
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I don't always get a girlfriend, but when I do she is the hottest girl I ever met
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Nice hairstyle
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Photobombing on the beach
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Sand sculptures - Simpsons