Dear Spongebob
Leave Miley alone!
Some moose just like to watch the world burn
What your toilet paper says about you
A flat stomach or soda?
24 cheeseburgers
"Boobies!!" - Deadpool.
Hungry hippos. If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
U up? Please come help with groceries.
LOL, I'm batman
I built my lady a house
Don't worry