Evil raccoon
Bad luck Brian has a pet rock
Sleeping under the sea
For a moment, I couldn't figure out how to leave the bathroom.
Voting: like being able to choose which bullet you'd prefer to be shot in the head with
I'm a nonviolent person until I see a spider
Saw costume
Switzerland Matterhorn Outdoor Jacuzzi
Don't lick the chocolate frogs
Homework?! What homework?
Miley Cyrus vs. Unknown man
Driver's license