My eyes up here
When you grow up, you realize
Cat sniffing the shoes. We need new shoes... Or new cat.
Harry Jackass
What real-world skills do you have?
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out divivng scores during Titanic
So I became a balloon animal
Dear Congress and Mr. President, this is your job
Animal Footprint Shoes by Maskull Lasserre
Strange cat
Evolution theory
Monorail kitteh