She asked why we were taking a picture of her
Where's Obama's clock?
Keep laughing, only wet p*ssy you've seen in weeks
Bilbo Baggins
Kids nowadays
Motorbike in the bath
Books
Everybody has a plan
Ain't nobody got time for that shirt
Surprise
We stole $100 million to buy awesome cars
Nationality? Russian. Occupation? No, no, just visiting.