This is what happens when you put a highlighter in the microwave
Eye to eye
I'm trying to chill, ok?
Nice try math
Toilet paper roll eyes
Don't worry, there is 6 billion people in the world. One of them is just for you.
Did you bring the bail money?
I also like to live dangerously.
Me on the weekend
If Sigmund Freud was right
Party photo fail.
World cities