I'm a virgin, but this is an old shirt
Wat fish
Wait, what the hell are you doing?
Mothers... The only people who will love you even when you are a machete wielding psychopath. Jason Voorhees and his mom.
I just can't live in this world anymore
Star Wars Episode 1
A vasectomy, please
Epic facepalm
Gandalf Hello Kitty Dress
iPhone 5, because you have more money
Such workout much burn. Fitness doge.
KFC lampshade