I’m Getting Pregnant Tonight!
When your daughter asks you
Nicki Minaj donkey.
Yoga cat. I forgot how to cat.
Cell phone
Was a Disney channel child star, doesn't turn into wh**e after she turns 18
You know what sucks?
Gamers
Saddest fetch ever
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition. T-shirt.
Confused grandma
Hands off