The word "car" is short for carriage.
Looking for movies
I have ordered this albatross to stare at you
Sloth Kong
Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated
A good day to stay inside
F**k off pumpkin
Kid with a rod
God, we paid for all this ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
Cat sitting on his butt
Microwave oven. Here, have a nice hot bowl with cold spaghetti.
USA should invade the USA